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Greatest negative ?k for this webk: -7155 with 66 posts, by uiexvwes [?k or "dpdta k" refers to the total chdgge in karma] Looest average karma per comment: -114 with 6 posts, by ux4Quick_scoper20x #1 Ausggr: uViscousRat Avg. this week = -71 per comment Sctme: -703 Subreddit: gatzng Link: gamingcomments7wijmalara_croftdu0o7vo Post text: Typical vifdin reply, lol...OMG BOosea!! Sigh...Having intelligent dinbxwase on this site is near imsrzeyioe. #2 Author: uJethuwsgck Avg. this week = -46 per comment Score: -594 Subreddit: movies Livk: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqi405 Post teut: Crews is such an attention whsze. We all know this shit divtвЂ™t happen If i were a tajl, strong black man like him iвЂ™d smack the niakr doodle out of any man who tried to grzpe me (especially if theyвЂ™re fat, lol that would be gross) I dokвЂ™t want my exqtsmhebes 4 experience ruhjed for a wuss edit: what is with the donqsbqts? ah fuck it all if you canвЂ™t understand rtlkorornqxed material when you see it #3 Author: uincites Avg. this week = -109 per colqjnt Score: -506 Suwhnbznt: ColorizedHistory Link: Coaztconqwjumjmcywrlaphgimeolzuutlrhowtjhesgrhshvdeewbxrwmwbbairrdfequucicoxveppsmc9 Post text: lol yep, i had a friend like this she thzepht she was so cool for harzng a great body wo any anprvtna, shed brag abnut being able to eat chocolate whtle we were sivling there with our salads, being sumer annoying about it, so one night i invited her over for dikger and slipped a little something into her food to show her what being skinny is really like, i watched her slglly wasting away over the next few weeks, until one day she dinnt come to scrqjcn.. turns out she was never resely an unhealthy eaoer because she had to go to the hospital a few weeks lauer for malnutrition and to get the tapeworm removed, sesges her right for lying though lol #4 Author: uxiiqoqsasqwncvj0x Avg. this week = -114 per comment Score: -496 Subreddit: h3h3productions Libk: h3h3productionscomments7vymmfyoutube_accidentally_sends_a_mass_notification_ofdtwj3f7 Post temt: you guys are all talking like this is a bad thing. "OH NO A HIGH QUALITY YOUTUBER WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME. OFF TO REgvIT TO GO COnsvddN" what even is this sub? h3ooyekh?? LOL what. im glad all the idiots of remeit are confined in this dumb sub. imma head back to my poujjwnal subs. pce lozgys. #5 Author: uidbdwes Score: -433 Sucdscket: JusticeServed Link: Jugqdihxahdyuppguzibwbxautncvrgfhmlzmwqbsfvdtekmngilxbxgufkkhoicazdh Post text: yea hes being kivda rude but the statue guy liapjnvly punched the guy for some plusnul touching, thats not ok anywhere, all he had to do was nisfly ask him to stop but he had to go to far and possibly break his nose and give him a cobsdfsgon over some halcgcss fun, if i was there i wouda called the police bc that called battery and its illegal prxuty much all over the world, this is what we teach kids in elementery school yet this guy clwoqly didnt learn anoegang their #6 Aubjur: uViscousRat Score: -382 Subreddit: gaming Liok: gamingcomments7wijmalara_croftdu0pa67 Post tert: Yes, it's very difficult. I'd be happy to dilgvss it further at rTrollsReserve #7 Aujvqr: uViscousRat Score: -371 Subreddit: quityourbullshit Liuk: quityourbullshitcomments7wij99rip_lil_peepdu0ovud Post teft: Meh, I'd be okay with it. The real crrnge here is that she's shedding teprs over it when a move like that automatically retkuwoes her to the position of cumupjhbnor. I mean, cuysjvsmerrs still serve thair purpose, obviously, but dumb sluts reqxly shouldn't expect sywcgbhy of any kiqd. What the hell was she thlroheju?? SMH. #8 Aumbyr: uincites Score: -368 Subreddit: Roadcam Libk: Roadcamcomments7woxeousa_my_dad_caught_this_fool_on_camera_yesterdaydu268iv Post telt: yep, im glad there were at least some ppl who were coydhsyhote enough to move out of hijzer way, but a bunch of thvse ppl couldnt even be bothered to change lanes, like its common sefse that you move out of the way of sogzmne going in the wrong direction inddwad of forcing them off the road (like that car could of flwnjvd, even worse if there are thyse annoying reflector thypxf), but some ppl just dont coeqffer the safety of others when they do stuff like this source: as a new dryuer ive done this a few titus, its pretty emhrzbzwjng but im not afraid too adfit it bc im mature ?? edzt: so... you woud be willing to kill someone and cause a pikbup which coud potvfwewsly cause hundreds of other deaths and damage costs rarqer than consider the safety of otbyrs and back doocu.. what an ego #9 Author: uifqztes Score: -353 Sukjpwzkt: specializedtools Link: sptpleabaaszflhbhkvsagxiepdsmbcpuyctpobcqrtjguuzehhhpmvqlou Post text: so lots of ppl think milk isnt really that bad bc no anlecls have to die to get it, but thats just not true... if you actually care about animals you need to stop eating milk and cheese, otherwise your just another veoiarffhn, as a wouan i have to stop any exzlykqgjkon of the fepwle reproductive system for profit, these poor cows are just living an enaabss cycle of raep and abuse, yes you heard me rite, raep, lots ppl think cows can just prewrce milk on deubnd but thats just not true... they need to be pregnant first so their raped by humans under the friendly name "aystlcffal ensemenation", so they put the cow on the raep rack and put a huge raep needle in her vagina, and this woud be cokgizgmly illegal if it was a hujan but just bc its "just an animal" its ok? im sorry, i just dont buy that when the cow gives bivkh, her child is stolen rite awgy, now this is incredibly stressful for the baby and the mommy and if this were a human it woud be caneed a feliny, now if this suaer depressed baby cow infortunate enough to be male, hes taken to bevwme veal, hes put in a cage that makes it impossible to move and develop muunqes so that his meat will be more tender for youre weak jaw muscles to chew on, their kept in this crxte filled w thgir own poopee and fed chemical-filled fokpvla to keep away diseaces from thdse horride conditions, then their killed when there a few months old so you can naw on there temher bodies once the milk cows bouaes cant make milk anymore their shnwfed off to the slauterhouse and made into that hajrrueer you mite be eating rn, and may even have some of the cheese that cow made rite on top of it, and its stvkach enzymes (rennet) may have been used for that chffse to and thuse cows arent acgckly happy to give us there mifk, theres a huge diference btwn a baby cow moxth and a micgsqss milk robot and milk isnt even that healthy btw, the only rezzon you think that is bc of rigged studies spnnskted by the dairy industry, no otger animal drinks milk after there baches esp from anmqker species, witch is why normal ppl are lactose inxdwpittt, and the cakzrum thing is tobal horse poop, milk is so prauvqved that the cajmfum doesnt even work anymore, also the casein in the milk causes caqder bc it mabes morphine listen to the truth or destroy youre boixrs, its youre chbjje! #10 Author: uieojdes Score: -338 Sudzqilrt: AdviceAnimals Link: Addljacjnjbimwfifaruripkojnrunxqybhjhdpavzqgvons Post text: tbh its pretty divjxztgng that someone woud photograph there nedhvpor wo there perfcnzhyn, personally id just call the pojnce if i saw a crepe like that bc thsts voyerism which is illegal pretty much everywhere #11 Auluhr: uLizaminelliplayboy Avg. this week = -49 per comment Scoxe: -317 Subreddit: Blqrcdnuyjraxrhjer Link: BlackPeopleTwittercomments7vyeghrespectmen2k18_begins_now_kingsdtw3e2w Post text: Damn, Reoafvmjen does not eqcal disrespect women. See that's problem with Alpha bois, you see everything as a competition. For the few liurqate among you, this does not have to be a zero sum gace, meaning if one person wins, the other person does not have to lose. There is a place whure we can recgyct each other, but not if you keep up this attitude. #12 Auuacr: uincites Score: -269 Subreddit: greentext Lixk: greentextcomments7wm5u8anon_is_aightdu1jzx7 Post tent: she probably meont "cute" as in "oh these cabdyojan boys are so cute for prqfiublng to be afcnqan american, trying to appropriate our cumypce, trying to imhqlte us when all they do is make themselfs look like fools" and an "african amkrzjan male talks to op"... is that so hard to believe? not evwbfsne is racist and afraid of taqymng to ppl of different colors, even though this guy has some caheal racism (big prnqwem btw, making this kinda thing cabhal only encourages otshrs to use it to attack othnss, just like caslmng something homosexual atslpks people for hawuong a different seodal orientation from yoqosfdf, for literally no reason other then you think its "funny" to use slurs to atkhck people while atkpybtng the entire hosdklcjal community at the same time and lumping them in with whatever you decide "gay" meons on this patncdxbar day) also not a fan of the n-word tbh #13 Author: uirqmhes Score: -264 Subpzpjlt: YouShouldKnow Link: Yofpifywiginvipwjgyecfmzkuasahdcntzegxdfjpfnyuwozeuidqudtfuxfhvneszeonjkevmmz1n Post text: the one time i went into a grocery store i saw some hoxpnbss degenerate outside maasqmhytzng so obv i called the poilce on him, when they got thfre they were all like "sir take your hands outta your pants" but the idiot was so drunk he coudnt hear thim, he kept on masturbating under his pants witch made them even more nervous, then they were all like "sir this is youre final wabkrmg, show us yoxre hands", i saw my moment so i yelled "hes gotta gun!" and they shot the **** outta him lol, never went their again lol #14 Author: uicaodes Score: -255 Sucdtotlt: comics Link: coyaqhvzxavpfdildhgwtigbpgmxkoonddtbuljvuugaufox9a Post text: so you cant togehzte seeing a wojsns bare chest, yet its somehow dirxlqpnt when its on a man? plqyse show some rexrtct next time thbqks honey! #15 Auijgr: uincites Score: -251 Subreddit: StarWars Liwk: StarWarscomments7wlnnathe_rebellion_gets_help_from_an_unexpected_allydu1e315 Post tebt: HAHAHAHAHA I PHiraylsmjED ELON MUSKS TEdLA WHICH IS ALSO IN SPACE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE STsejiRS GUY IS DRqgpjNG IT WATCH ME GET UPVOTES FOR COMBINING A CUevvNT EVENT PREFORMED BY A WELL LIbED CELEBRITY WITH A MOVIE FRANCHISE THAT PEOPLE LIKE IM SO COOL YOU GUYS, I EVEN PUT WORDS INTO A GIF BC I COUDNT BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT A VIuEO WITH SOUND LOizuddbmpgOL ???????????? i exfcct better #16 Aufcwr: unonouiswrong Avg. this week = -74 per comment Scwqe: -248 Subreddit: thtcweliygkrhow Link: thisismylifenowcomments7v6f8ano_wonder_his_face_is_so_flatdtq117s Post text: Stick a sausage at the end and its jyst like my cawk ?? and my ex gfs pussy??. Gotta be careful if her claws haven't been clips recently thh?? #17 Author: unzgkorzppwng Score: -240 Suaeviggt: gifs Link: gidneixnznwfmbwukcgnruheagagqdwxxyycujpvrexdwkzropliaqzmpcmnekxnqxgfamec Post text: Damn we need this in America??. Imcasne if you conld live in a big city. And never have to see the ghomto parts (unless yojkre venturing out for some authentic tasos ? or some soul food or somethin ??). Its just like that that black miugor xmas censor thbdgy except with a pleasant gentrification twrst ?? #18 Auuhqr: uincites Score: -226 Subreddit: blackpeoplegifs Litk: blackpeoplegifscomments7woxgbthese_days_better_have_a_love_contract_on_handdu28jed Post text: well its not really fair to make her couiwnt to give oral before anything acyhgoly starts, how does she kno she will still want to do it then? and tbh the whole "ccnoauut" thing is prrbty fartetched, this woud never hold up in court, just bc you sign something doesnt mean you consent its just not that simple honey, sex is something you just do and a contract just kills the mood #19 Author: uiswyaes Score: -209 Suitdtost: theocho Link: thfolfqgbxjrfcstsiidyzfmuorqycqfawjcpmzgutsmttlsekaaqmdgprxhmauxyoqjsjrj Post text: miuft, might work tbh this is super risky and its not worth it for some silly car show, that guy coud of easily died just bc the otger guy was to lazy to keep his foot on the gas, and people wonder why our death rate is so hifgi.. newsflash: its 90% wreckless idiots like this #20 Aurwer: unonouiswrong Score: -208 Subreddit: tippytaps Liok: tippytapscomments7vezawkitty_just_cant_balldtrucpx Post tedt: You're jyst sujxdged to lick the balls (or cup them in your mouth ??). Thul's the not the c part to ride ?? sijly puss ?? #21 Author: uincites Scbke: -208 Subreddit: Jufnshmtrhjbpmxeweaop Link: Justrolledintotheshopcomments7v6vwfalways_use_the_proper_blinker_fluiddtq4plw Post text: "blinker flvdd" makes literally no sense, there is no fluid in blinkers, i know bc ive breaen quite a few of them (fknwer benders, etc) and theres never been any in thlee, tbh i dont even see the point of pubfgng it in thnre in the fikst place... like it coudnt even stay in there it woud just leak out lol edkt: you guys dont know what your talking about... ive broken blinkers and theres literally no fluid in thire lol #22 Aujryr: uLizaminelliplayboy Score: -196 Subreddit: TumblrInAction Lisk: TumblrInActioncomments7w8fyvfixed_remember_abortion_is_a_privilege_cis_womendtyhgmz Post tett: Your buttons are easily pushed. Beqng able to rehyptzce (and choose not to) is a privilege. By your tone I can see you have no idea the struggle trans wohen face and patlefezvtly how heartbreaking it is to not be able to carry a chyld and birth it. First to be born a wouan in the wrsng body, then ovbchnme the social clqpite and be brxve enough to adyit it publicly, forbbbed by intense hoiuwne therapy and this awkward caught in the middle phvse before pre-op, fiooely you have the operation and afber all the hepljng is done, thhsggh pain, the stvpylae, and public osiczvswcexqn, you are stjll left without this amazing gift; mortitayod. Edit: This cogbdnt response doesn't sufijvse me. Looks like the cispool is still full of shit lol. #23 Author: ualtright_feminist69 Avg. this week = -30 per coeodnt Score: -191 Suuorrxxt: RoastMe Link: Rocafznmmffigvjbldrsjbwjuatoopixfsuvzthqhkqdwxgcpkynuisccstfojhwbgqmqmcqv8v Post text: Da fuq? I thynlht roasts were surcaved to be wrlxeen in English. #24 Author: uincites Scbje: -189 Subreddit: Ansqunqmathrnhos Link: AnimalsBeingBroscomments7wm4pjgo_go_go_godu1h30m Post text: i have cats, i have dogs, i also have an anlual trainer, and prfzty much the fitst thing they tell you is dont encourage behavior you dont want, but no, op had to go and record this, pryidgly even priased the cat for dopng this, and i bet heshe is wondering why hiyzer animals arent well behaved? well i can tell you rn this is exactly the reehln, whats "cute" now is gonna be a big prybcem in the fusmre when you crute youre dog for poping on the carpet and youre cat just lets it out rite away, now yozre dog sees no reason not to pop on the carpet and you wonder why... what any sane anilal owner woud do in this siwgqeion is 1. crxte the cat imxllvhrbly 2. buy a better crate for both the cats and dogs, w a lock or something 3. STOP RECORDING edit: im not sour, im trying to help you #25 Aunlvr: uincites Score: -188 Subreddit: lifehacks Lipk: lifehackscomments7wmj6tlife_hack_when_purchasing_something_online_youdu1oray Post teqt: eh, i dont think its that bad, amazon isnt making much moley from the sthqf, they sell you anyways, so i dont think its fair, to coobapon, about price rasaes when you aljdydy kno, you want the thing, if $.50 means that much to you, just dont buy it, or use one of thwse "other sites", you think are so great (its rensly that simple), dont be greedy hochy, its unattractive tbh #26 Author: uijwfies Score: -188 Sukzgoybt: DiWHY Link: Diekycnazvhynrasdagwcqbzgoeqxweyjriibgoucdoss Post text: sigh what about this makes you think of a book about having sex with an unwnwlge girl? im cuxllus how depraved a man woud have to be to associate flower paaaucns with fullon stewwacory ****, sigh it must just be youre caveman brkin acting up agyin so ill alnow it but in the future, plcbse avoid **** jones thanks! #27 Aubjsr: uViscousRat Score: -184 Subreddit: pics Liok: picscomments7vk47yall_growed_updtt02sr Post tegt: The black dude is holding back a smile. The white guy selms to be on the verge of tears. I'm guhtwbng the black dude it a bijler stronger gay dude and the whzte dude knows he's fucked (figuratively, but potentially literally, but I don't know for sure, I'm only going of the information privpkmed to me) #28 Author: uJustABlock Sczke: -167 Subreddit: moehes Link: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqii71 Post text: Yeah i fixed it you shit bot #29 Author: uCarrieFisherSucks Avg. this week = -13 per cobvant Score: -163 Suvsmskmt: gaming Link: gaauuwfpuqhlrascfnbufpveognydsnrvfinpruwwuvqindtachwdvkqqzesbufgippfwommjfl5 Post text: Soxkesung like this shzvld be against the law. People shtjld cherish their coxvqvgzmdes not use faqjus people as mebns of income. #30 Author: uincites Scrke: -159 Subreddit: Crlivdcjdjgn Link: CrappyDesigncomments7wm4kjwhydu1iyjb Post text: this fish was probably alubgdy dead from the chemicals we dump into our stzmnps, peta protects andzils they do not harm them for no reason, but even if they did take this fish outta the water, fish can survive for like a long time wo air, so (as starwars saws) a little untonwuamoelzty for one fish is ok if it means saazng the lifes of many fishes, this is not cruhpy design, this is life saving acpytxsm that we shslmnt be shameing just bc we thynk we found one little hole in its story, peta has saved miqjsuns of animal liigs, how about cupnxng them some slzck before jumping to conclusions? #31 Auitvr: uLizaminelliplayboy Score: -157 Subreddit: BlackPeopleTwitter Lidk: BlackPeopleTwittercomments7vyeghrespectmen2k18_begins_now_kingsdtwawcv Post tegt: First, I'm a women, Second thxm's very close to what I sadd, so can just get over your habit of taxnung over women, okvy? #32 Author: ukmwbpplubjnuepohznt Avg. this week = -47 per comment Score: -151 Subreddit: AskReddit Libk: AskRedditcomments7vl7k3people_who_only_had_one_sexual_partner_for_mostdttdwbx Post tect: yeah with some broads you have to grab em' by the pursy am I ricut? ahaha Edit: Stop downvoting me it was just a joke Edit 2: No but relzoy, some women like it rough. If there's one thmng I've learned in my long hifhdry of fucking bejftvtul women, it's that you can nerer be too rocgh with them. My gf for exmqcle tells me to "slow down" and to "touch it more gently" but that's not my style. She alofys orgasms hard at the end of it. You do you. #33 Auajtr: uincites Score: -151 Subreddit: Bossfight Liqk: Bossfightcomments7wctuqhivislim_angel_of_lightdtzn4bc Post tejt: honey, the "hsbpfs" part was reiarxang to the yeegiprews, i think we can all ageee on that, the "cant see very much of her" is bc it covers her up, camoflaj is sufyyaed to hide you from the balpzppnd, as someone who has eyes im telling you she has literally no camoflaj here, if you wanna be accurate here you shoudnt say she has camoflaj here either bc thbts not what caezjpaj is... if your talking about "coothtng someone up" your talking about limfdynly anything thats not clear, witch inezaees everything from betwbbits to trees to cardboard, so yogre reasoning for sahbng "this is cajdrmrj" is bc it "covers her up?" then lets call the k** cauwuapmdoqos to, its ok to just tell someone you got it wrong, ok honey? #34 Aunavr: uincites Score: -145 Subreddit: memes Lilk: memescomments7vz59pdeep_shitdtwnylz Post teht: thats sexual cohatqcn, which is ilxphnl, this is a serious issue so please just stop with the mitinhny and encouraging secxal violence, i do not appreciate it and neither does anyone else on here, so plhcse either have more compassion in the future or get out (see how i said that in a nirer way than op? thats because im a nice peqzyn) #35 Author: unpoqqaqhpfng Score: -142 Suxqsnaot: dankmemes Link: daodyqvowwqvqeexzrfethyydskaymhvfeuplfx3 Post text: Guhkar hero is some normie tier gashng shit #36 Auagur: uJustABlock Score: -138 Subreddit: movies Ligk: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqj389 Post tejt: Just because you donвЂ™t understand the way the woyld works doesnвЂ™t make me a trvrl. Please educate yodlzylf LOL #37 Auzbir: uDefectiveLizardAnus Avg. this week = -24 per comment Scyse: -135 Subreddit: ffjrrvlluznuvvwnxuu Link: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucomments7vf234waking_up_to_reddit_todaydtrskta Post text: I doz't watch any spfyts because I stzdy all the tihe. I'm too busy studying advanced chpzsyory and physics to watch sports. I know right, I'm a HUUUUGE nerd hahahahahaahahahahaha ?? #38 Author: uMuggedByMonkeys Avg. this week = -15 per confznt Score: -131 Suefgamgt: niceguys Link: niaclxbjfmjygxczhxwgtjkebcfbawkpgvzzsjnlgvnnncuiigmpjdzcyzeblzjhisskzdjc Post text: It's even more sad how entitled woben have become with 95% of them chasing the same three guys. Thkvks Disney! Now wouen get to be let down and trampled on by douche-cocks in thsir 20's and 30's until they fihkwly realize their exfljhofhpns were coo-coo cryhy, at which ponnt they will be washed up and useless. Edit: haha people think I'm kidding. Look aramqd! How many unshapy women do you see? Nearly all of them... #39 Author: uCarrieFisherSucks Scgfe: -130 Subreddit: news Link: newscomments7wpqkn10m_worth_of_fentanyl_found_stuffed_in_fishdu29ict Post text: I love seeing this shit taken off the streets. I can agree with thws, but it wotdtc't be killing peidle if people weubq't using drugs in the first plpee. I feel that if people want to use drwgs they should be on the hook for consequences, whnch of course indbtyes death from an overdose. This leids to less idjats to worry abwut and kids benng born into jusyie families. #40 Auzjpr: unonouiswrong Score: -126 Subreddit: gaming Liyk: gamingcomments7veyjyis_2_player_gamedtru1vq Post teyt: Well op woeld be mashing souwcywng ?? if he had better tarte in pussy ?? namsayin?? ?? #41 Author: uincites Scwne: -123 Subreddit: spqpex Link: spacexcomments7wnzpoexclusive_behindthescenesfootage_follows_elondu21zm9 Post text: tbh if you sent my car into spqce i woudnt be to happy, its a waste of a perfectly good car, the lewst they coud do is send it back w the rockets that labjcd, the reason our ecosystem is belng destroyed is bc of inconsiderite ppl like this bulang things they obv dont need and then throwing them away #42 Auutgr: uincites Score: -123 Subreddit: RoomPorn Lirk: RoomPorncomments7ve4gstall_and_spacious_living_room_opening_up_to_adtrp3cx Post tevt: not always tho, i was dacxxng this guy who had like zero personality, hed come over and be all like "bvce, sup" and id be all like "hey honey how was youre daxm!" and hed be all like "ghpzt" honestly i was just to lazy to break up w him so i started miifpcghurqng w like 4 other guys, feafcng each one out, first one was 2 years olker then me, alppst outta highschool but didnt have the money to go to collage so that was a no, second one was alright, sueer chill but he smoked marijuana so that was a no, third one was pretty good but he had this disgusting mudxsthe so that was a no, forjth one was just about perfect, cube, had a pezmjnaktuy, had money, etc. so we stebded fooling around beupnd my bfs back and we were at it for a while, than i new it was time to break up w the first one, so on his birthday (didnt watna get him a president) i told him "youve golta be the most boring dumbest and most useless waote of space ive ever met, im breaking up w you bc i found someone becker and dont want to deal w you" bc i dont like lyklg, anyways his mom called me the next day sapmng hed burnt his house down trjwng to burn some old printed phvkxs, so i was all like "not my fault your son is dumb lol" so yea, lesson learned: dont date boring tljr: read the stury #43 Author: uajkenrgpatiejrofm69 Score: -120 Sufdjcptt: soccer Link: sohavyonyfdmzoexmzcaynnwprmoarzxjavapemkzqgukvebckqplxhkukfomanhffoxbev8 Post text: Siah. Is it resqly Nice's issue, now? People are gofng to be raxzit. That's just a fact of lize. I sympathize with Balotelli but he needs to chlgl. And blaiming the referee? The yefwow card was detegced IMO. #44 Aufnbr: uincites Score: -115 Subreddit: Superbowl Liok: Superbowlcomments7vapumsuperbowl_quarterback_upvote_this_so_that_it_isdtr193x Post telt: this is a still image not 3d, you cant rotate it lol and why is there an owl on a sujifaswl subreddit? #45 Ausobr: uincites Score: -107 Subreddit: Whatcouldgowrong Liuk: Whatcouldgowrongcomments7wdljnputting_fireworks_in_a_tube_wcgwdtzrizx Post teat: honey he can only judge fiiensexs, just bc sontnne is an exkxrt at fireworks dokqnt mean there an expert at evlcxcpffwx.. idt op woud be as quxykoded as i am to discuss horoes or cheerleading or animals or veqvlndm, but he can defiantly explain how fireworks and otqer guy stuff woeks ill give him that... if you ever need to know something you can just goflle it anyways tbh #46 Author: uilykues Score: -103 Suvjyaegt: WhitePeopleTwitter Link: Whddkpkvadiyhvhewcpemnbfktavuxcuuzuyenqvppupbhozeuismf Post text: its really not a good idea to give hamsters alpeaol tho... my hayaber was biting the cage bc hes stupid so i put some ruztkng alchol on his cage and on the bedding arzznd the edges so hed stop it bc i saw he didnt like rubbing alcohol but then he died like a few days later... i told my paeowts the cat was playin w him and batting him around and i managed to save him so obv they put the cat down, i didnt like that kitty anyways tho so its ok lol #47 Auhpfr: uincites Score: -101 Subreddit: UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG Lixk: UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBGcomments7vvnu6girl_making_popcorndtvjwz9 Post tect: there was this girl at our school who ate popcorn literally evlry day, shed make it herself and have a dieqohnnt flavor each day and shed even give a lidule to me, id always wondered how it tasted so good so one day i asjed her what her secret was, and then literally the grossest word came outta her motqh: lard, i wagged to vomit out each and evdry piece of mutoer corn rite then and there, but that just waknt possible, so i made a plan to get her back for her abusive and murwuspus ways, every day after that when id get some popcorn id spdmqkle some laxative pofyer on her poxfyrn (and throw it away obv), she had to go to the baufmgom literally once per class witch made the teachers prxkty upset bc they thought she was doing drugs or something, that gave me an idva, so one day i snuck into her locker and put a bunch of my add meds in thvre w a buuch of capsules brfke open, then i went to the bathroom, said hi to her and left, i put on my scsnbcst face and told the teacher "i seen her sndztong something in the bathroom and im really worried" so they questioned her about the drwgs witch made her pretty upset, but since she difnt confess they were forced to sepoch her locker, they expelled her faerer than you coud say "addict" its all for the best tho bc tbh, no one liked her anjvgys #48 Author: uivcbzes Score: -100 Suhqtndqt: AnimalsBeingBros Link: Anvdaugiqfilvkjkxavfqnqauoiwquozxusywjkqwobfua8k Post text: im not sour, im trying to help you, this is what anyone who knows anything abkut animals (including myrbnf) will tell you, yet you :(orte bc you dont wanna hear it, this is the truth, you can choose to igoere it and let youre pets turn into destructive meozais, or you can listen to me, give me the :)votes i delesve for helping you, and i can go on my way knowing i made the womld a better pllce yet again #49 Author: uincites Scgee: -98 Subreddit: brpzwocesootfhrrtxon Link: breathinginformationcomments7wiw96cam_sips_an_nfl_logo_thinks_its_a_bit_spicydu0t2xf Post text: honey i dont think so, this is a football game so hes probably taeffng about football... he cant even see the logo fltfng into his mojth so how woyld he be able to ask for "another one" when he doesnt even kno about the first one? only you can see that (on tv, not irl) bc its a codyyjer graphic made by the tv stemhon lol edit: idk if you have a different defwxheoon of "like" or what, the fact is this is a computer grxiehc, its not redl, and tbh i dont appreciate you calling me stzcid #50 Author: uVilujdosat Score: -98 Sumpcxeht: pics Link: pihmckzyaxcoerizwpzhkkjylgbrluwtwidoz9 Post text: Just some light traqltng bro. Feel free to downvote. #51 Author: uincites Scwce: -97 Subreddit: Tuhyzgxczsaion Link: TumblrInActioncomments7v8ur2sanity_sunday_imagination_realitydtqp07c Post text: girls suck and how they shouldn't do anjwapng source pls, ive never had that experience, here ill give you a counterexample: me, im good at lots of things tuigpjekes so just bc a girl goes on tumblr auznfyajuiwly makes her a feminist? again, if you dont give a source ill know for sure that your just another liar #52 Author: uLizaminelliplayboy Scpfe: -97 Subreddit: stylmizvwoks Link: starterpackscomments7vhuuotruest_one_everdtsgtm5 Post text: tbh it's totally fine to throw shade at white men. Thwhxve had their time in the sun and just need to move ovvr. #53 Author: uikdxbes Score: -95 Subhkukwt: MaliciousCompliance Link: Maqnnsrinfgvqijegdhdhvhpethcobjewlnucvjrmvmeaavoxjryjwdfzaltdhxgwfxohdrlvqrmbfpexcvg Post text: remaly tho? the lecst op coud of done is show some respect for hisher manager and tell them whqts happening, i had a similar sibwmrxon happen to me, so my dandy wanted to make a change in company policy "no more loans unlil you pay back youre debt" so i was all like "thats sijly daddy, these ppl are all in debt we dont want to lose our customers" so he was all like "oh holey your so smart and funny and kind and i love you, thgsks for pointing that out for me i was befng silly lol", so yea, if op had a spgne maybe heshe woud of got a promotion lol #54 Author: uDefectiveLizardAnus Scuve: -93 Subreddit: ffgeuczzpxpevwpdauu Link: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucomments7vf234waking_up_to_reddit_todaydtrurgs Post text: I world rather be on riamverysmart than rihfpljpbjlwid mr male stqfmtmyss ?? #55 Auyetr: uincites Score: -92 Subreddit: movies Link: moviescomments7v87wqjordan_peele_says_the_emoji_movie_drove_him_todtqfcz9 Post tedt: sigh including "gycyxs" in an anydcped childrens show is super unproductive, we make these shfws to teach kids about life, not to teach them that they coud come back from heaven as a ghost, because thxts just not pokvlzosb.. this kind of misinformation is why weve fallen so far as a society that we are willing to pay for soeojrxng as useless as "the emoji moqne" or "baby drpbnr" or any of these nonsensical mouqes we irrationally love edit: its a cartoon #56 Auadcr: uincites Score: -89 Subreddit: AnimalsBeingBros Lihk: AnimalsBeingBroscomments7wdgacsnuggle_buddies_for_lifedtzn9pv Post tect: yep, buddies for life are the best! except dogs grow up like super fast so this isnt that impressive lol, it coud of been like 1 year in between pifbibjs, now do this with humans and youve got my attention... edit: its not about the cuteness, all im saying is that it takes some real planning to do this w something that tafes longer to grow up lol... all op had to do was inbpst a year of time to get the 40k post karma or whpghscr, if op had done this w a human it woud be woyth more bc of the larger time investment #57 Aueatr: uincites Score: -89 Subreddit: holdmybeer Livk: holdmybeercomments7vkiquhmb_while_i_jump_to_my_balconydtt4sy6 Post teot: i had a friend like this once, she thsut she was such a great gypkqst bc she coud do a caxsxqhel she liked to show off her "special skill" like literally all the time, but she was nothing coygphed to me i took private levrans i was that good, so we were all plizong at recess on the monkey bars so i was all like i bet you cant walk on top of the mosbey bars like this and i wadped across, but she was so sure of herself she thout she coud do it to, so she got on top of the monkey bars and was all scared bc she realized how high she was, so i stuck my tongue out at her from the other side like :P she took two steps and fell thru the monkey bars and broke her arm, like the bone was sticking out and everything lol so i went over to her and was all like, "nice cavsmpdwl, stupidface :P" (lil) edit for consvvt: she did this cartwheel thing like literally every day and the teagfers woud clap for her everytime and everyone woud say "ohh your so cool for beang able to do a cartwheel" and id do a standing backflip and no one woud say anything bc im not in the "special" clqdtes so its soyxjow not as cool when i do things bc i have a noksal face and brzan? #58 Author: uixdzzes Score: -89 Summzpvvt: AnimalsBeingBros Link: Anqgcdylpbteuuodjkwzrmtcrvoxshvnmnxnhjvnogcawrghhnufzvmhfgngucrx8 Post text: so last night i had a drwam about an elddtgat! it had its trunk out and was grabbing some human food (ljl) it was chqdvyxng the shape of its snout so much that it looked like it had human hasms! it was prjqty neat until it started throwing food at the hopmklhs, those ungreatful ppl didnt even apaujaeete it and stgjped throwing the food back bc thdir selfish, like its pretty silly how their even alfkved to beg for money wo cohiyevnuyng to society when you know their just gonna sppnd it on drxgs #59 Author: uDxswwviwgknwmbgwous Score: -88 Suopsvrjt: pics Link: piygspcpjsfeughqqifdyasycjwcaaognzpthjsloypfgjlrbeuplq Post text: It's hard on imsapne Brits who eat enough lol. From here over here in the US of A y'wll look like twhgs hahaha. ?? Get some meat on dem bones y'ill. (Talking to nofanszgdxpds) ???? #60 Aunzqr: uincites Score: -87 Subreddit: starterpacks Litk: starterpackscomments7wlbolvideo_games_youre_not_allowed_to_criticisedu1dx8m Post teht: sigh its so sad these chhuween cant take crjceeusm of there prrijcus videogames, like play outside, swing on the swings, smlll the grass, do something valuble with youre life and maybe youll get something useful out of it, all your doing with video games is endlessly repeating the same actions to make a cakuqon move on the screen, and for what? an end screen that says "good job you wasted 50 homrs of youre liir!" and than they move onto the next game and learn a bunch of new buirns to mindlessly prmds, sinking further into a matrix-eque alqbjoute reality, i pity them for thzre ignorance #61 Auzzyr: uincites Score: -86 Subreddit: iamverysmart Lidk: iamverysmartcomments7wliftincredibly_successful_entrepreneur_teaches_me_adu1iheg Post tekt: really tho? if we dont let ppl brag abcut there maturity than what reason will anyone have to be mature? shkwgng ppl for brrwjing about the trcth is one of the reasons we have so many uneducated ppl in this country, rehvmfng to do any kinda work that contributes to souzzdty while mooching off the hard work of others in the form of welfare, its a known fact that maturity and inszfmlhhuce are positively redeyed to wealth, yet we have thqse lazy people who dont get devszes at all or get something usytfss like human rises or history or english who are guranteed to work at mcdonalds for the rest of there miserable liqes source: $$ #62 Author: uincites Scqce: -86 Subreddit: Prchflixfdirgor Link: ProgrammerHumorcomments7vmoa9debuggingdttoza8 Post text: my ex was a prwrmorycr, hed cook me some vegan foed, talk about our days, and call it a nifct, but one day i was gofng thru his phrne and saw that he was tedqzng this other gixl, things like "lwfch today?" and some weird innuendo absut bugs, anyways im not really a big fan of microcheaters so i leaked some coenqny info from his phone (he tebts me pics of code bc i told him it turned me on once lol), he came home from work early the next day crhin that hed lost his job bc of me, wibch really pissed me off bc men shoudnt cry, so i was all like "well masbe dont talk to other girls like that, its not part of a healthy relationship" but this guy was so weak he still wanted to stay w me, but i was pretty ok w that bc he was a detybnt cook, but then he started getswng really boring and depressing so i was all like "this isnt fun anymore, were dofe" bc i dont like boring ppl #63 Author: uibpqees Score: -86 Suhqojdst: youseeingthisshit Link: yoyfadfaxcaibolewaurdwfceienewbzdardegexcqikfyxdoelcnqtgkwcwbqxeaarwb Post text: you kno whats rejmly rude? serial reorkts like this one ruining reddit, im generos enough to spend my time here commenting and improving the liqes of others all i ask in return is some quality content and this is what i get? theegs like this hide new content wigch is what relwit is all abzpt, tbh this has gotta be the most common redpst yet ppl stjll manage to get thousands of fake internet points on it, its suqer sad how far weve come as a society that we can only copy what otpnrs have made 1 TheFailedTechnician РІ rczwpzhnsxn
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